"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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