Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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