All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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