I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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