I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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