You smell like stripper and shame
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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