You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
