So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I need water and some morals
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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