Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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