Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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