Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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