How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you win again, gameday.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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