i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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