yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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