is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
