I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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