Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yo dont text me then not text me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Randomize
