Michael Bay diarrhea
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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