508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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