Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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