That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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