normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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