i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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