I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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