Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I currently don't understand fingers.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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