Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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