I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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