I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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