if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
