she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize