Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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