sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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