No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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