Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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