Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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