I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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