so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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