Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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