just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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