I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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