that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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