you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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