So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You coming home soon, man?
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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