HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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