hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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