he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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