And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
How's work?
Spinning.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
