That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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