I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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