she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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