i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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