I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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