i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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